Deer Poop!

I’m alive! These have been challenging times for everyone—the Covid-19 pandemic being only one of many events to kick off a new “Roaring ‘20s." I also chose to pursue a Master of Science degree at the Rochester Institute of Technology in Human-Computer Interaction. I just graduated in August and am coming up for air at long last.

I recently discovered several old articles that I never published… oops!

Here’s one misunderstanding that happened at the beginning of the pandemic in 2020!

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Since COVID-19 started, I have been wearing my hearing aids less and less…. This has led to more conversational mishaps at home. Here is just one example…

Dad completed his annual trek up Wheeler Peak, New Mexico’s tallest (13,161 ft) mountain, the night before. I was slowly waking up and perusing the news while waiting for my coffee.

Dad, who had already been up for four hours, amped up with who knows how many cups of coffee, bounces over to the table with something in his hand. “I brought you a piece of deer poop!”

“... Eeeew!" ‘What is so fascinating about this deer poop? I think.

Dad tilts his head, “That’s not the reaction I was hoping for.”

The object in his hand is big, white, and shiny. Deer poops are neither big, nor white, nor shiny. 

“Wait, what is that?”

“It’s a piece of quartz from deer poop,” Dad said again.

“Deer poop?”

“Wheeler Peak!”

The penny dropped and I understood. “Oh! Quartz from Wheeler Peak is much better than deer poop. Thank you.”

I needed waaaaay more coffee. And my hearing aids!

The Talk, Part III

I should know better. I have lived on this wonderful Earth for 24 years—I really, really should know better. Alas, I need to write The Talk, Part III!

Why am I so melodramatic about this? My first The Talk article evolved from a 2013 high school assignment where the class was tasked to write a short memoir in 2nd person. I hate writing in 2nd person, but it does get across a sense of shared drama and angst with the readers. I chose to write about one of the defining moments of my life—the lecture and heavy disappointment from my parents after my dog chewed my hearing aids when I was eight.

Fast forward five years, three hearings aids upgrades, and a new dog later, I wrote The Talk, Part II based on leaving the hearing aids in a dog accessible zone. The new dog, Orion, discovered he had a taste for earwax too!

I should have learned my lesson then. Keep the hearing aids out of any and all dog zones at all possible costs. And yet…one hearing aid upgrade later with the same dog, I need to write The Talk, Part III!

To be fair, I may have been lulled into complacency while at grad school, living away from home. When I am home, I let the dog sleep with me because I’m a pushover for his puppy brown eyes. I always put my hearing aids on the way too dog-accessible bed side table—which coincidentally happens to be the same place I left my hearing aids in The Talk, Part II—I really have learned nothing since then!

The Talk, Part III

Thanksgiving came faster than you could blink. One moment you were reading the umpteenth research paper in your tiny student apartment and the next you were reading the umpteenth plus one research paper at home.

Reading the research papers was vital to complete the big research proposal due at the end of the year, but Thanksgiving is a much closer looming deadline to worry about. Mom has every meal planned Monday to Friday for Thanksgiving week with no deviations allowed. Holiday food holds a special sacredness, especially to the dog!

When you woke up this morning, you blinked away visions of citations and diagrams as Mom dragged you out the door to get the produce and fish for tomorrow’s big dinner. You had just enough time to grab the keys, the wallet, the mask, and to look vaguely human for your small-town grocery. You can’t help but feel that you’ve forgotten something though…

This is the same grocery run that you have done a million times before, but everything feels muted. While you ordered the big salmon for Thanksgiving, you realize you never grabbed the hearing aids from your bedside table. Oops!

You’re sure the hearing aids are safe on bedside table. Nothing will happen. The dog is locked in your room, but he has toys, food, and water. Everything will be just fine.

You and Mom return the car laden with enough grocery to last this week and the next. You unload the groceries—the salmon, the spinach, the feta, the beans, the bread. You release the dog once the front door is closed. He joyously greets you before he runs to greet Mom.

Just as you were about to finish putting away the groceries, something glimmers on your bedroom floor. Did you drop something last night? A pin? A needle? A thingamabob? 

No. Something much worse.

The hearing aids!

One hearing aid remains safe on the bedside table, but the other is on the floor in two separate pieces—the hearing case itself and the tubing.

The good news? The hearing aid case, the big money, high technology bit, is intact and unharmed. 

The bad news? The tubing is completely mangled with bite marks and the ear-mold has vanished without a trace. While not as devastating as the any damage to the hearing aid case itself, replacing the tubing and ear-mold requires a trip to the audiologist.

The dog comes back to see what was taking you so long. As you look into his soulful brown eyes, you know with absolute certainty that there was no one to blame but yourself.

Never, ever, ever leave the hearing aids where the dog can get them. There should be no reason for The Talk, Part IV!

Look at this face! Does this look like the face of a little dog that would ever get in trouble in his life? That knocks over trash cans? That eats hearing aids and ear wax? No way this little dog with that face could do it!

Conversation Mishaps II!

My mom and I were driving 75 miles per hour down the highway (that is the speed limit). The car is a terrible place to converse, but half of our deepest conversations occur when we’re stuck in the car for two hours. We have argued, debated politics, and told stories.

On this day, we were talking about my job and school prospects during COVID-19. We have discussed this a million times before and we will likely discuss it a million times more! There was a lot to talk about, especially when there are layers upon layers of planning, contingencies, and the next apocalyptic event!

Near the end of the conversation, Mom says, “You have a lot of boo… opportunities.”

I tilted my head and guessed the syllables I did not hear, “Boolean?”

“Beautiful! You have a lot of beautiful opportunities.”

“Boo…lean?” I tried again.

“No, brilliant! You have brilliant opportunities!” We also shouted a lot in the car.

“Ohh. Boolean would work too! Most of these opportunities are either true or false statements.”

“You’re a nerd!”

Indeed. There’s no turning back from the dark side now!

Essential Workers Appreciation

First, I hope everyone is in good health, good fortune, and relatively sane. If not, I wish health, fortune, and sanity will come your way!

Since the Coronavirus lockdown started, essential workers’ roles, traditionally low-paying customer service jobs, have risen to the same level of urgency and potential danger as first responders. Even with all the newfound appreciation for these workers—delivery, janitorial, grocery, restaurant—there can never be enough respect and kindness for all that they do.

And if you think about it, essential workers have always been essential. Always.

Essential workers keep everything running. Janitors, maintenance workers, and waste workers make sure that our environment does not fall into disrepair. Grocery story and restaurant workers literally feed us. Nurses and doctors do their best to keep us alive and healthy. Emergency workers operate under crises to save as many people as possible. Drivers and transportation workers get vital supplies from point A to point B. And there are so many more that still play a critical role.

So to all the essential workers — thank you. Thank you for all the work you do especially under crisis, threats from the virus and rude people!

it’s not just the running of society that the essential workers maintain, it’s also the community which is just as important as the day-to-day operations. Essential workers have ALWAYS been important to smooth operations, just unrecognized.

To that end, I want to shout out to one particular grocery story clerk for the services provided about six years ago.

During my junior year of high school, my parents and I took a week to visit colleges. It was a fun trip where we literally drove down the east coast and visited all the colleges that I was considering. Of course, we researched and prepared questions for each college. We signed up for tours and I brought my bluetooth clip-on microphone so that I could hear the tour guide better.

Our first stop was in Cambridge, Massachusetts. And that’s when I was introduced to the delightful New England weather — rain! As a New Mexican, I normally love rain and since my parents were familiar with the area, we packed accordingly. Unfortunately, rain does lead to the itsy-bitsy issue of water and hearing equipments. Everything would be fine as long as I didn’t land in a puddle. We went to the first college in Cambridge and joined a tour. The tour guide was lovely, knew all about the campus, and when I went up in the beginning to ask her to wear the microphone, she was very agreeable. Everything’s great!

Unfortunately, the clip-on was not secure enough on the tour guide’s shirt and as we were walking outside from one building to the next, the microphone slipped from her shirt and fell to ground just inches from one of the many growing puddles!

The tour guide make a quick save and it was not on the ground for more than a second. I told her it was fine and still working and we continued. But there was still a problem. This was only the first of like 10 tours we planned to go on and if the microphone fell off on the first tour, the chances of it not happening again were not good.

The easiest solution is to turn the clip-on microphone into a necklace. I even have a fancy-schmancy neck-cord that came with the microphone … sadly still in New Mexico. None of us had a string to fashion a necklace out of so we went to the nearest grocery store and stopped by the balloon station.

My mom and I explained the situation to the attendant and asked if we could cut some balloon strings for the microphone. Not only did the attendant cut the balloon strings to the appropriate length, she also asked what colleges I was visiting and cut the strings in those school colors!

It was thanks to that balloon attendant that I could enjoy the rest of my college visits without worrying about the microphone. Without her, not only would I be unable to focus on learning about different colleges, but likely would have lost or damaged the teeny tiny microphone in the middle of some huge unknown college campus.

So thank you to that grocery store person in Massachusetts and thank you to all the essential workers out there!

This is Water - Piano Notes

This is an assignment that reflects on what ‘water’ is. It is based on a commencement speech by David Wallace Foster who tells a story “This is Water” (video found here).

The general story starts with two young fish swimming along in the water when they pass an older fish that says “Good morning folks! How’s the water today?” The fishes continue swimming on their way when one of the young fish turns to the other and asked, “What is water?” 

Reflecting on what is ‘water’ is reflecting on what seems so obvious and all-encompassing that it does not bear recording and thus is not … obvious. Here is one of my ‘water’ moments:

Hearing people can hear an actual musical note instead of a dull hammer thunk when listening to the higher notes on the piano. This was news to me when I was listening to Fur Elise for the hundredth time and only hearing half of the notes intersperse with ‘thunk thunk thunk.’

I know that there are sounds that I cannot hear without hearing aids but I recognized them with hearing aids because people talked about them regularly (fire alarms and bird whistles to name two). There are still some sounds that I know about that I cannot hear with hearing aids because they are too high for my ears to catch (i.e. an ’s’ sound in words still sounds like a gap of silence, ‘sh’ still sounds like a breath of noisy air).

Even with that knowledge, it still never occurred to me that hearing people actually liked listening to Fur Elise played on the higher notes of the piano - I've always played it one or two octaves lower. When I hear the higher notes on the piano, I'm not hearing the notes but the sound of the hammer hitting the string, the key hitting the piano. It's both a cool thing and a reminder. It's cool, because I hear something that normal people don't hear--by not hearing the high frequency, the lower frequencies pop out more--and a reminder because I can't take what I hear for granted and assume everyone else is hearing the same thing.

On a similar note, the first time I went to a Deaf Camp (age 8) coming from a 99.9% mainstream hearing school, it was an eyeopener for me. Much as the fish did not know what "water" was, I did not realized that not all hearing loss is the same, not all communication methods work for everyone, and what is the norm for one person is completely alien to another.

Latest Hearing Mishap - A Long Chain of Misunderstandings!

A friend and I were playing foosball at the beginning so it was a bit loud, but this is the longest chain of miscommunication I've had in a while!

Me                                                                               Foosball Friend

“So where are you heading next?”

                                                                             “I’m going to Ching.”

“... Ching?”  

                                                                        “Ng [pronounced 'ing'].”

“Oh, Ng.”

                                                                                               “No, Ink.”

“... Ink?”

                                                                                                    “Tink!”

“Tink ... as in Tinkle?”

                                                                                                  “DINK!”

“Oh Dink, that place right down the block?”

                                                                                   “Yes, that place!”

REU!

This summer I went to a fantastic internship in Washington D.C. at Gallaudet University! My internship was a Research Experience for Undergraduates (REU). For undergrads interested in Science, Technology, Engineering, Math (STEM) subjects, I highly recommend looking at REU’s for any curious student. They are funded by the National Science Foundation (NSF) and cover all areas of research at many universities. REUs are fantastic opportunities to learn and explore different areas of science.

My REU at Gallaudet was called Accessible Communication in Technology (AICT) led by Dr. Raja Kushalnagar, Dr. Christian Vogler, Ms. Linda Kozma-Spytek, and Mr. Norman Williams. There were 15 students on six teams. Each team had two mentors and a graduate assistant. The undergrad population was composed of aspiring audiologists, psychologists, and fellow computer scientists!

My partner and I studied captioning latency specifically in captioned telephones. We wondered how does the delay between the audio of someone speaking and a live captioner keeping up with the speaker affect the understanding by the deaf or hard-of-hearing listener.

Other teams were also working on interesting projects. In no particular order, the projects they worked on are:

• Hearing Assistive Technology and how users use them such as phone apps in restaurants, hearing assistive devices in theaters. 
• Punctuation in captions and how the absence of punctuation or correctness of captions aid or disrupt user’s viewing. 
• Voice assistance devices, testing the feasibility of substituting voice instructions with ASL instructions. Imagine waking up a computer just by signing 'Hey!'
• Captioning interfaces such as how long each line of captions should be and how fast should captions go - they tried to find the Goldilocks zone such that the captions were not too long, not too short, not too slow, and not too fast! 
• Captions in virtual reality and not only added captions to a few virtual videos, but also added indicators to show who was speaking.

For a full scope on each of these projects, visit the AICT website. You can also see past years’ projects too!

I learned so much from working on this REU, but not just about computer science. With this REU, I was living and working at Gallaudet University, https://www.gallaudet.edu. For someone who was mainstreamed like me, it was an awesome chance to see what going to a Deaf University and living in the Deaf World would be like. The rooms were already fitted with flashing fire-alarms and doorbells that flickered the lights. Nearly everyone I ran into signed using American Sign Language (ASL). The fastest ASL I learned was coffee— because I was waking up three hours earlier than normal coming from the west coast to the east coast— the cafeteria lady would ask (sign) what kind of drink I wanted!

I loved the days where I did not have to speak, but still communicated regularly with people. It was freeing. Many people signed and spoke at the same time, especially in mixed company. That’s the level of ASL fluency I aspire to because it’s one thing to learn another language, it’s another to think and communicate simultaneously in two languages!

This REU was an experience. I learned so much beyond the scope of the original REU, expanding my computer knowledge, practicing ASL, and interacting with people from all walks of life with different hearing abilities.

Are you ready for an REU? Go check them out!