A friend and I were playing foosball at the beginning so it was a bit loud, but this is the longest chain of miscommunication I've had in a while!
Me Foosball Friend
“So where are you heading next?”
“I’m going to Ching.”
“... Ching?”
“Ng [pronounced 'ing'].”
“Oh, Ng.”
“No, Ink.”
“... Ink?”
“Tink!”
“Tink ... as in Tinkle?”
“DINK!”
“Oh Dink, that place right down the block?”
“Yes, that place!”